If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV. I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well. Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag. Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s. I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.