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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.