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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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"Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chip, chips, food, food humor, gambling, gambling problem, game, humor, ID, joking, played, poker, potato, potato chip, problem, snack on Jun 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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