If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem. Commentary:"Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV. I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well. Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag. I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.