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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldnโ€™t pay my mortgage.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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