If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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I have a yearning disability.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.