If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.