If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Going live on family drama is the true Thanksgiving parade π₯πΏπ¦ Related funny posts π If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, donβt be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers. Thanksgiving ainβt been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody. You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit. I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet. If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.