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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?