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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Trying to quit, but life keeps offering me a light. 😂💨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, coping, coping mechanism, humor, life, me, mechanism, smoking, stop, stress, weed on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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