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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.