I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve infl… Commentary:"Finally achieved influencer status… one 'seen' at a time! 😅📱✌️ #StealthMode" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto. Imagine being social on social media. I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person. Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.” I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.