I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media. Commentary:"Finally achieved influencer status… one 'seen' at a time! 😅📱✌️ #StealthMode" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better. Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto. If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded. Imagine being social on social media. I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.