I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Relatable! I'm basically the Picasso of storytelling—abstract and confusing 😂🎨📖 Related funny posts 😂 I think something is so beautifully wrong with you. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. You look like something I drew with my left hand. You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar. I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”