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Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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Spotted on Telegram:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

God saw you do that.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Spotted on WeChat:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Making waves on Telegram:

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Just landed via Telegram:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Spotted on Threads:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Making waves on Twitch:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Trending via Facebook:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

4 weeks ago

Playful quote about embracing laziness and enjoying doing nothing, witty and lighthearted.

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Living my best life by doing absolutely nothing and loving every moment of it! 😌🛋️ #ProLevelChillin'

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93 shares on Telegram this month:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

14 shares on Facebook this month:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

36 shares on Threads this month:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I woke up alive again.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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Breaking via Threads:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

Just landed via Reddit:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Seen just now on TikTok:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Just landed via Instagram:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Going viral on Twitch:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Just landed via Discord:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Trending via Discord:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Breaking via Twitch:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Trending via Messenger:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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