I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

76 shares on Threads this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.