I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.