I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.