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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Bud…

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Bud…

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"Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attachment, Buddha, desire, exactly, except, humor, i, irony, letting, mindfulness, sarcasm, self-awareness, spiritual, things, want, zen on May 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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