I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Bud… Commentary:"Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘♂️😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud? Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud. I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it. Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.