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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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All pants are tear away pants if youโ€™re strong enough.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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โ€œI asked ChatGPT.โ€ Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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Iโ€™m letting go of all earthly attachment โ€” exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Iโ€™m letting go of all earthly attachment โ€” exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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