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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.