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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocola…

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocola…

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Well, if Santa-shaped chocolate can cure upset stomachs, then sign me up for some Christmas magic 🎅🍫! Who needs medicine when you've got jolly ol' Saint Nick in chocolate form? 😂 #FestiveRemedies

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chocolate, doctor, food, holiday, humor, joke, pretty, Santa, stomach, sure on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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