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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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