I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.