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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.