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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.