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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Commentary:
"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beauty, comparison, fairy, fairy tale, humor, rest, self-deprecation, sleep, sleeping, Sleeping Beauty, tale, tiredness, well on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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