I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! ๐ด๐ธ Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? โ๏ธ๐ " Related Funny Posts ๐ค They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested. The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, โNah.โ “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash. I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest. I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.