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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?