I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Love knows no boundaries… or bathroom doors apparently! 🚪🚿❤️But hey, at least it's the thought that counts, right? 😅 #LoveIsUnexpected" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me. Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself? Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist. To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.