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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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17 shares on Reddit this month:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

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I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Just landed via WeChat:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Going bananas on TikTok:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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