I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself? “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me. There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.