I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter… Commentary:"Love knows no boundaries… or bathroom doors apparently! 🚪🚿❤️But hey, at least it's the thought that counts, right? 😅 #LoveIsUnexpected" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself? “Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me. To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that. If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.
