Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.