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  • Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.
  • Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.
  • Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?
  • Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.
  • I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.
  • Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.