Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

72 shares on Discord this month:

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.