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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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Digging out those old Pokémon cards like they're stocks I should have invested in 😂📈 #WisdomOfTheYouth

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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2 months ago

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

38 shares on X this month:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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