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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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