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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Going viral on Slack:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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