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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cool, even, feeling, feels, humor, insurance, irony, protection, still, uncertainty on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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