Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t. Commentary:Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍 Related Funny Posts 🤝 They should invent health insurance that insures your health. Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool. Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time. Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.” One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.