Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.