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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Trending via Slack:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

Spotted on Instagram:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Spreading quickly via X:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Just landed via Telegram:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Going bananas on WeChat:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Live now on Discord:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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69 shares on Instagram this month:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

32 shares on Instagram this month:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Making waves on Threads:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Spotted on Messenger:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Going viral on WeChat:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Trending via Pinterest:

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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