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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.