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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Living la vida taco!

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.