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"Imagine time traveling to the year 3000 only to find out that you still haven't found love yet! 🚀💔 Stay strong, love seekers – the future is closer than you think! #LoveChronicles"

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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94 shares on Threads this month:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

93 shares on Threads this month:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

56 shares on Twitch this month:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

58 shares on X this month:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Just shared via Discord:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Making waves on Discord:

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Making waves on YouTube:

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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