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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.