It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.