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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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