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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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