I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sending buttered thoughts your way π§π Stay strong in the face of crumby adversity! Related Funny Quotes π€ I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know sheβll send me on a guilt trip. I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro β itβs not personal. Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.