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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.