Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the doctor wasn't horsin' around when it comes to prescribing ketamine! 🐴💉 Maybe try neighing for a second opinion? 🤣 #DoctorIsNotBuyingIt" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse. I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second. My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
