Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine. Commentary:"Looks like the doctor wasn't horsin' around when it comes to prescribing ketamine! 🐴💉 Maybe try neighing for a second opinion? 🤣 #DoctorIsNotBuyingIt" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun. I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace. My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless. Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades. Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.