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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!