Just remember, you donโt need a special reason to buy a cake. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cake: the perfect answer to any question you never asked! ๐๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I donโt know who needs to hear this, but you donโt need a special occasion to buy a cake. I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle. I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake. Iโve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so Iโm gonna make a carrot cake later.