Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

47 shares on Threads this month:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

76 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.