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Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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Who knew that football was secretly a game of playground keep-away? 😂🏈🙈

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ball, enough, fight, football, humor, just, literally, making, over, player, players, reason, saw, sideline, sport on Oct 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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