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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Making waves on Telegram:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Playful quote about the challenge of kissing while wearing baseball caps, humorously questioning players' skills.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Just landed via WeChat:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Keep the laugh going 😂

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

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