Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.