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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Commentary:
"Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, comedy, humor, irony, lighthearted, little, paper, parody, question, quirk, trying on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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