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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.