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Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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Living the dream, sounds like a real nightmare! 😂😎

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged freedom, having, humor, i, kid, kids, lifestyle, man, parenting, sarcasm, sucks, time, want, whatever on Nov 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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