Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.