Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
- The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.
- Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!
- Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.