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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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"Money talks, but apparently mine speaks fluent 'Goodbye'! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿšช Looks like my wallet has commitment issues. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜†"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ever, finance, goodbye, humor, irony, mine, money, spending, wealth on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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