Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Commentary:
“Money talks, but apparently mine speaks fluent ‘Goodbye’! 💸🚪 Looks like my wallet has commitment issues. 💔😆”

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