Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye. Commentary:"Money talks, but apparently mine speaks fluent 'Goodbye'! ๐ธ๐ช Looks like my wallet has commitment issues. ๐๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye. Money talks, and also waves goodbye. Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet. They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.