My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! πͺπββοΈπΈ Related funny posts π Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed. βAI is coming for your jobs!β Iβd like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. Itβs really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.