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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and…

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and…

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Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, body image, dumb, fat, humor, image, intelligence, IQ, sarcasm, self-deprecating, used, weight on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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