My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now Iβm fat and dumb. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded π€£π€―π© Related funny posts π My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.” Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time. Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, thatβs an interesting thought, hereβs six billion more. Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.