My middle finger salutes you. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to give someone a standing ovation with a twist! πππ Related funny posts π Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you. My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. Heβs in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence. I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me. I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.