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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didnโ€™t care what the weather was going to do.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldnโ€™t get scratched, itโ€™s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Every day, Iโ€™m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like โ€œSlimelordโ€ and โ€œGlunkfather,โ€ based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. โ€œLemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed iceโ€.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestantโ€™s life forever.

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