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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Seen just now on TikTok:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Shared recently on X:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Making waves on YouTube:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

Just shared via TikTok:

Making art is making love to the world.

Live now on Threads:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

My middle finger salutes you.

2 months ago

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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88 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

93 shares on Discord this month:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Spotted on Slack:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Seen just now on Threads:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Spotted on Slack:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Spotted on Threads:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Making waves on Twitch:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Trending via Facebook:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Going viral on Pinterest:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Freshly posted on X:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Seen just now on Instagram:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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