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My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

Witty quote about self-awareness and assumptions, humorously contrasting New Year’s resolutions.

Commentary:
Talk about setting the bar high! I'll assume the universe's resolution is to make me laugh more. πŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ


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